February 2011
wtfkaatie:
hello-there-beautiful:
iswearthesaintsmiled:
If I sleep too much, my parents complain. If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain. If I eat too much, my parents complain. If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain. If I’m always in my room, my parents complain. If I go out too much, my parents complain
forreal. like WTF DO YOU WANT ME TO DO!?
there are 7 billion other people on this planet....
When someone insults something you love
emiliekennedy:
Tumblr Story (Patrick Star Edition)
randomness-is-epic:
Opening Tumblr:
*scroll* *scroll* *scroll* :
Saw some funny post:
Saw some shitty post:
Flattering message on ask box:
Anon hate message:
Gained a follower:
Lost a follower:
Tumblr error:
IF FIRE WERE WATER
pinkmallow:
This is cool shit
lovebeautyfate:
“Who ate my noodles?” -_-
me: “Not Me..”
“You ate my noodle?!”
Me:”I swear i didnt”
…I couldnt help it, I LOVE NOODLES >.<
you made me hungry ò.ó
1 tag
Which birthday are you in ? →
epicallan:
weredone:
JANUARY=PIMP Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the centre. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn’t pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely...
Watchgeraldinee:
mariannmaeee:
mmmpangol:
jlagrimasss:
racheeeelle:
lovejensine:
kathryncudi:
imonlymewhenimwithyou:
fearlesswift:
africannigerian:
SONGS IN REAL LIFE
omfg.
ohmygod. instant reblog.
HAHAHA. THE “YOUUUU” hella got me.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA.
HAHAHA I LOVE HAVING CONVERSATIONS LIKE THISSS!
LOL
Omgosh, My friends and I. haha
OMG I NEED THIS TO HAPPEN
...
Go and use google translate. Switch to German -...
stefyfallsforyou:
johnnnnn:
byu-byu:
jkimisyellow:
haironhisscalp:
bizarreasstoned:
iamthelizard-king:
queenofthehighway-:
HAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHA WTF
HOW DOES IT. WHAT. WHY WOULD IT. HOW?!?!?!?
THE HELL?!
HOW EVEN HOW I MEAN WHAT?
FOREAL MY FACE WHEN I SAW IT..
nigga u srs. xDD
The truth is, I'm one of those few people who...
A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people...
rawrlikemonster:
akosimangpedring:
He decides to test it at dinner.
DAD: Son, where were you today during school hours?
SON: At school. *Robot slaps Son*
SON: Okay, I went to the movies.
DAD: Which one?
SON: Toy Story. *Robot slaps son again*
SON: Okay, it was Day with a Porn Star.
DAD: WHAT? When I was your age I didn’t even know what porn was!*Robot slaps Dad*
MOM: HAHA! After all...
That moment when your friends tell a joke while...
littlemisspauper:
THEY’RE LIKE
AND YOU’RE LIKE
20 ways to survive in a horror movie. →
awhjay:
imjustella:
xlooksexyplaydirty:
1. Don’t have sex.
Seriously
Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
I don’t care how good he says his weed is
he is cuckoo bananas
and he wants you dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
There are six words you should YouTube, should you get the chance
“Kevin Bacon in Friday the...
Open both tabs. Then lay on bed, and act like...
isbeaatrice:
daenasarique:
kelllllyy:
j3nnerosity:
francisboba:
Tab 1 and Tab 2
DO IT.
haha i did it.
omg…
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I FEEL LIKE IM IN A KOREAN DRAMA LOL
LMAOOO not even kidding. if i was even a little sad and i heard this id start bawling HAHAHA
What starts with P and ends in orn?
anamarshmello:
crunch-:
POPCORN!
What starts with D and ends in ick?
Dipstick.
What starts with an F and ends in uck?
Firetruck
what starts with C and ends in UNT?
Count.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
